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[dekillerqueen]

[It's not quite clear if Shelly actually meant to record anything or not. All you can say for sure is that his face is redder than it's ever been.

He's been staring straight at his computer screen for... quite a few minutes now.]

... Well, I can't get to work in... these... conditions... [Biting his lip and very, very, very clearly uncomfortable:] Those... curves... [He seems to suddenly realise something - and though his face shows some disgust, he takes a deep breath, as if to brace himself for his own lack of properness.]


[Failed lock to Trish (and probably only failed because his fingers are shaking so damn much)]

You, the lady from the other day... Are you still interested in seeing my... my... Well, are you?

Comments

[material_guy]

Oh yeah, show her your transformation stick, baby.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Mr. Greed, I have no plans to let anyone see my "stick"!

[material_guy]

Right.
You're an ordinary butler, right?
It's just a plain old feather duster, right?
But I bet it gets the job done, right?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... If you are going to refer to my penis so disrespectfully, could you at least address it by manlier terms or--

T-That is not what the lady wants to see!

[material_guy]

The lady doesn't just want a house cleaning, she wants a ride, does she? Show her yer chauffeur skills! To the meat market! Let her take a look at what JDMart has to offer!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Mr. Greed, she s-simply wants to look at my abdominal muscles!

[material_guy]

Havin' a hard time followin' that one. I'm kind of old-fashioned so the really new ways of sayin' it go over my head.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... What?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You just seem so indignant, it's kind of amusing.

And what, exactly, was the young lady interested in seeing?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

...

She... wanted to see my abdominal muscles.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Ach? A likely story, I think she wants to see more than your abdominal muscles, Herr.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I will not go that low, Mr. Gavin! I mean... I did not mean... You know what I mean!

[howdarktheblood.livejournal.com]

Grandpa, I didn't know you had it in ya!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I am not your grandpa, young la-- Do you walk around dressed like that?

[howdarktheblood.livejournal.com]

Sure do.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Please... Please cover yourself up.

[howdarktheblood.livejournal.com]

Nah.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Please.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

You gonna show me your six pack?

[video forever]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[Aww, look how flustered he is.]

Y-Y-Yes.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

[A low whistle]

Alright old man, take it off and show me what you got.

... I feel dirty.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[And thus he slowly and smoothly undresses his shirt. BEHOLD HIS SURPRISINGLY FIRM ABS. Sure, he's no Adonis, but it's hard to find old men as fit as this.]

... Satisfied?

uhdosifasdf poor thing.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Not bad for an old guy. You definitely are starting to be more Harrison Ford and less grandpa.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Thank you.

[AWKWARD SILENCE.]