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Shelly de Killer ([personal profile] dekillerqueen) wrote2010-05-08 10:50 am

[02] [ Video ]

[It's not quite clear if Shelly actually meant to record anything or not. All you can say for sure is that his face is redder than it's ever been.

He's been staring straight at his computer screen for... quite a few minutes now.]


... Well, I can't get to work in... these... conditions... [Biting his lip and very, very, very clearly uncomfortable:] Those... curves... [He seems to suddenly realise something - and though his face shows some disgust, he takes a deep breath, as if to brace himself for his own lack of properness.]


[Failed lock to Trish (and probably only failed because his fingers are shaking so damn much)]

You, the lady from the other day... Are you still interested in seeing my... my... Well, are you?

[video forever]

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww, look how flustered he is.]

Y-Y-Yes.

[identity profile] fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[A low whistle]

Alright old man, take it off and show me what you got.

... I feel dirty.

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[And thus he slowly and smoothly undresses his shirt. BEHOLD HIS SURPRISINGLY FIRM ABS. Sure, he's no Adonis, but it's hard to find old men as fit as this.]

... Satisfied?

uhdosifasdf poor thing.

[identity profile] fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not bad for an old guy. You definitely are starting to be more Harrison Ford and less grandpa.

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
... Thank you.

[AWKWARD SILENCE.]