Shelly de Killer

Mr. Greed? [Oh, hey. It's Shelly's voice. But something doesn't seem quite right...] I, I apologise for having left without warning, but... I would sincerely like your help now.

What? I figured you just went out for a while, doing whatever it is jelly does... Y'know if you needed somethin', you could've just come to see me in person.

No. In fact, er, I... am not really in the condition to go anywhere at the moment.

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((OOC: A-ALSO IF YOU TAGGED ME IN THE CR MEME I WILL GET TO IT VERY SOON I SWEAR ;;;))

[Shelly here is talking through a radio. Not very exciting, yeah, but maybe he's still going through... whatever he was going through the other day. Let's listen in!

Also, those of you familiar with Phoenix Wright may very well recognise the voice on the other end of the conversation...]

I would like to go over this one more time. You met Adrian Andrews at a bar and took the request at that time?

[Cool as ice.] Yes, that is correct.

And that's when you thought "he" was trustworthy...

[... Yes, okay, he's getting a little annoyed now.] How many times must I repeat myself? Yes, that is correct.

I'm sorry, but that is an impossible tale.

Wh-What!?

Shelly de Killer. You have never met the real Adrian Andrews!

[... Looking definitely stressed now.] Wh-Why would you say that...?

Because you made one very big slip-up... about her.

So what is the issue... [His confused expression slowly shifts to one that can only be described as "OH, BUGGER"] ... Wh-What did you say just now...? [Or perhaps a "ghhhrrrrggggk". You know what I mean.] About "her"...?

If you had ever met Adrian Andrews in person... One look at her would have told you that she is a woman!

[And now, community, you are about to witness a rare sight:

Shelly displaying emotion to the point where his monocle seriously pops off his face.]

Ohoooooo!

If Shelly were the one to use such blunt language, he would call this "one hell of a night". But as we all know, he was not, so he simply considered it a greatly pleasant night with his best friend. They hadn't done much since the karaoke session; mostly, they had been following the community's reaction to the video. Why nobody knew Shelly and Matt were best bros for life, well, they had no clue. In fact, some people seemed to think they hated each other. There must be some rascal spreading misleading rumours around or something.

After some thought, Shelly decided to have just one more glass of brandy. His liver hopefully wouldn't mind this one-time excess, and should anything happen, he had Matt around to help. Sure, Matt was possibly even drunker, but if they got into trouble, at least they'd get into trouble together.

All in all, he was immensely glad he had such a good friend. As much as he pretended not to need social interaction, the truth was that he was thankful he had someone he could empathise with.