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Shelly de Killer ([personal profile] dekillerqueen) wrote2010-05-08 10:50 am

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[It's not quite clear if Shelly actually meant to record anything or not. All you can say for sure is that his face is redder than it's ever been.

He's been staring straight at his computer screen for... quite a few minutes now.]


... Well, I can't get to work in... these... conditions... [Biting his lip and very, very, very clearly uncomfortable:] Those... curves... [He seems to suddenly realise something - and though his face shows some disgust, he takes a deep breath, as if to brace himself for his own lack of properness.]


[Failed lock to Trish (and probably only failed because his fingers are shaking so damn much)]

You, the lady from the other day... Are you still interested in seeing my... my... Well, are you?

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You just seem so indignant, it's kind of amusing.

And what, exactly, was the young lady interested in seeing?

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...

She... wanted to see my abdominal muscles.

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ach? A likely story, I think she wants to see more than your abdominal muscles, Herr.

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I will not go that low, Mr. Gavin! I mean... I did not mean... You know what I mean!

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I like this one

No, Herr, I'm not sure that I quite get your meaning. Could you elaborate a bit?

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
... What I mean is that my trousers will stay where they are!

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep your pants on, Herr. I'm only teasing you, though you shouldn't say no to any kind of action when it presents itself.

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I never say no to action, Mr.--

... What kind of action are we discussing here?

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The slap and tickle kind of course!

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A little foreplay, making out, you can do that much!

[identity profile] herrglimmerous.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
You can do it, Herr~ you're a professional! Just remember to check the oil and ring the bell!