dekillerqueen: (what)
Shelly de Killer ([personal profile] dekillerqueen) wrote2010-05-08 10:50 am

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[It's not quite clear if Shelly actually meant to record anything or not. All you can say for sure is that his face is redder than it's ever been.

He's been staring straight at his computer screen for... quite a few minutes now.]


... Well, I can't get to work in... these... conditions... [Biting his lip and very, very, very clearly uncomfortable:] Those... curves... [He seems to suddenly realise something - and though his face shows some disgust, he takes a deep breath, as if to brace himself for his own lack of properness.]


[Failed lock to Trish (and probably only failed because his fingers are shaking so damn much)]

You, the lady from the other day... Are you still interested in seeing my... my... Well, are you?
material_guy: (Bwa HA)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-08 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And you just wanna show and see some torso in return? Not hopin' for nothin' more than bein' looked at, and not wantin' to see nothin' besides her stomach?
material_guy: (Win)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-08 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought so! You wanna see and do a lot more than that!

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
T-That is not what I meant!
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-09 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
So yer really gonna just be satisfied with a one-way strip show? I didn't picture someone as low key as you bein' an exhibitionist, but then again some people's sex lives're the total opposite of their regular lives....
material_guy: (Bwa HA)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-09 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Which means a gal who's as well pulled together as her is probably secretly the type to wanna get dominated and ruined in the bedroom! You know what to do!
material_guy: (Oh. Kay.)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-09 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
If you can say with a straight face you ain't got no part of any lady bearing her own skin on yer mind, I'll stop it.

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
... This is a virus. I will take no blame for my thoughts at the moment.
material_guy: (Herr Slickmeister)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-09 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
And yer actions?

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
My thoughts and my actions, yes. They are all the virus' doing.
material_guy: (Herr Slickmeister)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-09 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Then yer a free man under that virus.
material_guy: (Shrug)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-05-09 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you do, it's not your fault. Viruses seem kinda nice.

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I... Yes, but... I-I will not use that as an excuse to discard my dignity!