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[dekillerqueen]

[It's not quite clear if Shelly actually meant to record anything or not. All you can say for sure is that his face is redder than it's ever been.

He's been staring straight at his computer screen for... quite a few minutes now.]

... Well, I can't get to work in... these... conditions... [Biting his lip and very, very, very clearly uncomfortable:] Those... curves... [He seems to suddenly realise something - and though his face shows some disgust, he takes a deep breath, as if to brace himself for his own lack of properness.]


[Failed lock to Trish (and probably only failed because his fingers are shaking so damn much)]

You, the lady from the other day... Are you still interested in seeing my... my... Well, are you?

Comments

[material_guy]

Oh yeah, show her your transformation stick, baby.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Mr. Greed, I have no plans to let anyone see my "stick"!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... What?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

You just seem so indignant, it's kind of amusing.

And what, exactly, was the young lady interested in seeing?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

...

She... wanted to see my abdominal muscles.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Ach? A likely story, I think she wants to see more than your abdominal muscles, Herr.

[material_guy]

Right.
You're an ordinary butler, right?
It's just a plain old feather duster, right?
But I bet it gets the job done, right?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... If you are going to refer to my penis so disrespectfully, could you at least address it by manlier terms or--

T-That is not what the lady wants to see!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I will not go that low, Mr. Gavin! I mean... I did not mean... You know what I mean!

[material_guy]

The lady doesn't just want a house cleaning, she wants a ride, does she? Show her yer chauffeur skills! To the meat market! Let her take a look at what JDMart has to offer!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Mr. Greed, she s-simply wants to look at my abdominal muscles!

[material_guy]

Havin' a hard time followin' that one. I'm kind of old-fashioned so the really new ways of sayin' it go over my head.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... She wants to see my bare torso.

AND ONLY MY TORSO.

[material_guy]

And you just wanna show and see some torso in return? Not hopin' for nothin' more than bein' looked at, and not wantin' to see nothin' besides her stomach?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Her... stomach? No!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

I think I like this one

No, Herr, I'm not sure that I quite get your meaning. Could you elaborate a bit?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... What I mean is that my trousers will stay where they are!

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

Keep your pants on, Herr. I'm only teasing you, though you shouldn't say no to any kind of action when it presents itself.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I never say no to action, Mr.--

... What kind of action are we discussing here?

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

The slap and tickle kind of course!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I... do not quite follow.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

A little foreplay, making out, you can do that much!

[howdarktheblood.livejournal.com]

Grandpa, I didn't know you had it in ya!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]