Shelly de Killer

HEY GUYS, AM I LATE? T-This will be very short, I'm sorry. ;_;

Shelly
(Note: I'll be using the account baseball_to_be  for his tags while this virus is going on.)
( De Killer is Hufflepuff as all hell. )

Scrooge
( Life is like a hurricane, here in Hog-warts~ )

If Shelly were the one to use such blunt language, he would call this "one hell of a night". But as we all know, he was not, so he simply considered it a greatly pleasant night with his best friend. They hadn't done much since the karaoke session; mostly, they had been following the community's reaction to the video. Why nobody knew Shelly and Matt were best bros for life, well, they had no clue. In fact, some people seemed to think they hated each other. There must be some rascal spreading misleading rumours around or something.

After some thought, Shelly decided to have just one more glass of brandy. His liver hopefully wouldn't mind this one-time excess, and should anything happen, he had Matt around to help. Sure, Matt was possibly even drunker, but if they got into trouble, at least they'd get into trouble together.

All in all, he was immensely glad he had such a good friend. As much as he pretended not to need social interaction, the truth was that he was thankful he had someone he could empathise with.

It has been a while since the last time I even noticed Father's Day. Come to think of it, I don't believe I have ever celebrated it. What do families commonly do on this holiday?

[It's not quite clear if Shelly actually meant to record anything or not. All you can say for sure is that his face is redder than it's ever been.

He's been staring straight at his computer screen for... quite a few minutes now.]

... Well, I can't get to work in... these... conditions... [Biting his lip and very, very, very clearly uncomfortable:] Those... curves... [He seems to suddenly realise something - and though his face shows some disgust, he takes a deep breath, as if to brace himself for his own lack of properness.]


[Failed lock to Trish (and probably only failed because his fingers are shaking so damn much)]

You, the lady from the other day... Are you still interested in seeing my... my... Well, are you?