dekillerqueen: (Let's pretend I like you for a second)
Shelly de Killer ([personal profile] dekillerqueen) wrote2010-09-20 07:51 pm
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[06] It's business time.

Ah, hello. My apologies for not posting about this immediately after the end of the virus, but I was quite busy. Now, that was an enjoyable little event, wasn't it? Pleasant, even. It is a shame that those kinds of viruses are a rarity.


[Locked to Italy~]

If you wish to have any more of my tea, you are quite welcome to arrange a worldhop and meet up with me at any time.


[Locked from the more law-abiding members of the community; hackable]

My time and my patience are running short. I wish to acquire a worldhopping device from anyone who may offer me one; I recommend that you make your negotiations under a lock. Thank you.
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

[locked; hackable]

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-09-21 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. I can't help you out directly with that, but, if someone asks for somethin' and I can help out with it, I'll see about doin' that much for ya.

You considered askin' the Goddess that gave you those boobs that one time? She might give ya one for another round of public humiliation or somethin'. She likes chaos and shit, and murder usually wreaks some havoc, right?

[locked; hackable]

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I have considered it... but I would much rather negotiate with someone I can trust.
material_guy: (Hmm...)

Re: [locked; hackable]

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-09-21 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Can't trust her? She's not yer favorite person, and she's responsible for one of the guys I hate more than anyone else in the whole fuckin' multi-verse being alive 'n free, but I've never heard of her welching on a deal or nothin'...

[locked; hackable]

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That might simply mean that she knows how to keep people silent.
material_guy: (Win)

[locked; hackable]

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-09-21 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno about that, but I know she knows how to make a guy scream...
material_guy: (Herr Slickmeister)

[locked; hackable]

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-09-21 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
All the right ways.

M'sure she could do it in not-so-fun ways, too, but, she's actually a pretty charming lady.

[locked; hackable]

[identity profile] killerbaseball.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
... I would prefer not to know.
material_guy: (Ore wa sa...)

[locked; hackable]

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-09-21 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda figured.

Anyway, if someone sets up a proposal and there's any way I can help ya out, lemme know. It'll be useful to have a teleporting Combat Butler.