[06] It's business time.

[dekillerqueen]

Ah, hello. My apologies for not posting about this immediately after the end of the virus, but I was quite busy. Now, that was an enjoyable little event, wasn't it? Pleasant, even. It is a shame that those kinds of viruses are a rarity.


[Locked to Italy~]

If you wish to have any more of my tea, you are quite welcome to arrange a worldhop and meet up with me at any time.


[Locked from the more law-abiding members of the community; hackable]

My time and my patience are running short. I wish to acquire a worldhopping device from anyone who may offer me one; I recommend that you make your negotiations under a lock. Thank you.

Comments

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[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

Veh, I will remember that! Your tea is very nice. I will come visit you soon, then!

[locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I will be eagerly awaiting you.

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[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

If you want, I can come visit right now.

[locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Oh, really?

[locked]

[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

Veh, sure! Unless you're busy.

[locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, not at all. Feel free to come and visit me now.

[locked]

[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

Okay, yay! I'll go see if I can get a worldhop over, and I'll bring biscotti!

[locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Splendid. I might as well prepare a cupcake or two, then.

[locked]

[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that'll be extra yummy, then! And will go nice with tea!

[Locked; hackable] Assuming Greed is not assued as one of the "law-abiding" members.

[material_guy]

Gettin' serious about Mr. Guy Love and wantin' a way to go see him more often? Or is it just that you're two seasons into this Magical Combat Butler stint and haven't gotten any powerups or new devices?

[locked; hackable]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[locked; hackable]

[material_guy]

[locked; hackable]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

......

All I want is a worldhopping device.

[locked; hackable]

[material_guy]

Right, right. I can't help you out directly with that, but, if someone asks for somethin' and I can help out with it, I'll see about doin' that much for ya.

You considered askin' the Goddess that gave you those boobs that one time? She might give ya one for another round of public humiliation or somethin'. She likes chaos and shit, and murder usually wreaks some havoc, right?

[locked; hackable]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I have considered it... but I would much rather negotiate with someone I can trust.

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[material_guy]

Can't trust her? She's not yer favorite person, and she's responsible for one of the guys I hate more than anyone else in the whole fuckin' multi-verse being alive 'n free, but I've never heard of her welching on a deal or nothin'...

[locked; hackable]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

That might simply mean that she knows how to keep people silent.

[locked; hackable]

[material_guy]

I dunno about that, but I know she knows how to make a guy scream...

[locked; hackable]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... In what way?

[locked; hackable]

[material_guy]

All the right ways.

M'sure she could do it in not-so-fun ways, too, but, she's actually a pretty charming lady.

[locked; hackable]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... I would prefer not to know.

[locked; hackable]

[material_guy]

Kinda figured.

Anyway, if someone sets up a proposal and there's any way I can help ya out, lemme know. It'll be useful to have a teleporting Combat Butler.

[Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

In need, dear?

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

In all honesty, I was hoping I would not have to rely on you, but it seems I may have no choice.

[Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

If that's the case you should be more polite.

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

You turned me into a woman for a week, madam. Do forgive me if I am still somewhat bitter about it.

[Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

And you never thanked me. Shame.

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Ms. Eris, is it possible to have a straight conversation with you?

Re: [Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

If you ask or say the right thing.

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... The right thing?

Re: [Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Do I need to repeat myself?

You want a worldhop, is it?

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Yes, if you would be so kind.

[Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Very well.

Wish granted.

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

...

Really?

Re: [Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Really, really.

[Locked]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Where is it?

Re: [Locked]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

It's your monocle.

Touch it and think where you want to go and you will be gone in seconds.

[Locked] Sorry for the delay, I was making sure this is alright with the mods ;;

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Well, thank you very much, Ms. Eris, but I find it hard to believe there is no... "catch" to this.

[Locked] It's ok! I thought you had permission already ^^'

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Chaos is unpredictable. I surprised you didn't I?

Be happy.

[Locked] I feel naughty now ono

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... I am thankful to you.

Re: [Locked] ohohoho

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Good.