[17 | Accidental video]

[dekillerqueen]

[The community hasn't made Shelly post anything in quite a while. Months, in fact. That must be why, then, this post exists - a recording Shelly is evidently unaware of.

Something about it seems odd, though: there's nothing obviously interesting about it. It's just a several-hours-long video of Shelly having dinner at a table that is way too large for a single person, reading a book in a sofa chair with his cat on his lap, and then going to sleep in a bed that is also way too large for a single person.

When seen under the light of his recurrent insistence on the fact that he doesn't need people, though? It's kind of sad.]

Comments

[selfished]

W-.. what the heck, there's no way people like that can exist!

[dekillerqueen]

I can assure you that there are people like that. Some simply don't value food.

[selfished]

They're nuts! Not enjoying food is practically the same as wastin' it, after all!

[dekillerqueen]

... In a sense, I suppose.

[selfished]

See, that means they're just scum for not likin' food! Geez.. [ give her a moment to start munching on something, all this food talk is making her hungry. ]

[dekillerqueen]

That may be a bit of a harsh term... [He raises an eyebrow at the munching. Hmmm.]

[selfished]

[ munch munch munch ]

Nope, it's the only [ MUNCH ] right word to use for 'em!

[dekillerqueen]

... I see. It bothers you that much?

[selfished]

'course it does! Food's valuable, so eating it while you don't even care 'bout the way it tastes is practically a crime!

[dekillerqueen]

Indeed.

... What do you usually eat?

[selfished]

Uh.. anything at all, I guess. Just whatever I can get my hands on. [ read: steal.. ]

Pizza's pretty good though. And I like apples!

[dekillerqueen]

... I see. I was mainly wondering about the main courses, though.

[selfished]

Main.. course..? Huh, I told ya, pizza! [ she can't even fantom the idea someone can't consider pizza a delicacy, okay. ]

[dekillerqueen]

That is not very healthy, young lady.

[selfished]

.. Who cares if it's healthy or not? 's not like I don't exercise or anything [ if you call DDR or witch hunting exercise.. ] so it's fine!

[dekillerqueen]

Exercise can keep you from gaining weight, yes. But it certainly can't make up for, say, vitamin deficiencies.

[selfished]

So what? I don't need those vitamins. 'sides, aren't those s'posed to be in apples?

[dekillerqueen]

There are nutrients you cannot get from apples alone.

[selfished]

And why do ya think I'd listen to boring crap like this either way?

[dekillerqueen]

It would be in your best interests.

[selfished]

I've already been doing this for a long time and I'm fine!

what if that's only because [madoka spoilers] though

[dekillerqueen]

It is none of my business, I suppose. But you are quite young to die.

LMFAO PROBABLY... [derp] her way of living isn't very healthy okay

[selfished]

.. Heh, you'd be surprised. [ she's being a little more cryptical about that though. ]

[dekillerqueen]

... Oh? [Huh. Is she older than she seems?]

[selfished]

It's just that it's not that strange for girls my age to die where I live.

[ it should say something just how casually she can say that much, though. ]