[17 | Accidental video]

[dekillerqueen]

[The community hasn't made Shelly post anything in quite a while. Months, in fact. That must be why, then, this post exists - a recording Shelly is evidently unaware of.

Something about it seems odd, though: there's nothing obviously interesting about it. It's just a several-hours-long video of Shelly having dinner at a table that is way too large for a single person, reading a book in a sofa chair with his cat on his lap, and then going to sleep in a bed that is also way too large for a single person.

When seen under the light of his recurrent insistence on the fact that he doesn't need people, though? It's kind of sad.]

Comments

[windgodgirl]

Ayayaya, is that a threat? Or am I imagining things? Come now, I was only making an observation!

[dekillerqueen]

Observations can be a risk when dealing with professional assassins.

[windgodgirl]

Observations are always a risk when working as a reporter such as myself. [mostly because people don't like her. welp.]

[dekillerqueen]

Is that so? I can't say I know much about the craft.

[windgodgirl]

Oh, yes! You have no idea how many times people have tried to attack me for simply doing my job.

[dekillerqueen]

How dreadful. I can sympathise.

[windgodgirl]

It's such a shame since I'd really rather avoid fighting them. Ah, but sometimes it simply can't be helped. A strong tornado usually sends my attackers on their way.

[dekillerqueen]

... A... tornado. Produced by you, I presume.

[windgodgirl]

Correct! I can control the wind however I please, you see.

[dekillerqueen]

I see. I am merely human, I'm afraid.

[windgodgirl]

But even humans can be capable of great feats, can't they?

[dekillerqueen]

Quite. Not tornadoes, though.