[13] VIRTUAL KISSES AREN'T OKAY EITHER.

[dekillerqueen]

Miss Harumi Fujiyoshi.

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[material_guy]

But it'd be fun. And true.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

As always, we have differing definitions of "fun".

[material_guy]

Oh! Speakin' of fun!

You like that jacket thing I got you for Christmas, right?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Yes, I do.

[material_guy]

It's from a place called Japan. They got a festival goin' on there today at the monk's place. Somethin' about people from across time and space meeting for love or somethin'. Wanna go with me? I've got the sexiest little party all lined up...

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

. . .

[material_guy]

Since the monk's hosting it for us, I'll need you to pick up one of his friends. A real nice lady, real new to the World Hop thing. I'll be busy settin' a few things up to make sure it's a real hot time for all of us, so can ya do that for me?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Mister Greed, what manner of orgy are you inviting me to?!

[material_guy]

Calm down, calm down. I just wanna drink some Japanese booze with you. Is that so bad? I hear Sake's their big thing, and you gotta import that from Xing, here.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Speaking of which... The sorry state I woke up in, just the other day...

[material_guy]

Hmm? What's wrong? I kept you pretty well fed.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Describe all you did, please. In full detail.

[material_guy]

Shit. I was really fuckin' blitzed for parts of it. I'm gonna go need to ask my crew to fill me in on some of the blackouts if you really want a full report.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... I have heard enough, thank you.

That would explain the excruciating headache, then.

[material_guy]

Good. 'cause it starts to get pretty fuzzy around the time we did the Prosecutor Sandwich...

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... I sincerely hope you are referring to the edible sort of sandwich.

No wonder Fujiyoshi loves them.

[material_guy]

I can at least say I don't... remember anything too weird goin' into your mouth...

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... I wish to see the full report.

Now excuse me. I need another shower.

[material_guy]

Iya, like I was saying, I'd need to go ask the boys about that if you want the full recipe on that one...

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Go.

[material_guy]

You go pick up the monk's friend and drop her off while I'm doin' that!

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

... Very well.

But depending on what you report to me afterwards... You may never see my help again.

[material_guy]

....Haaa?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

What I mean is that this may very well be the last straw.

[material_guy]

Oh, come on this's nowhere near the worst thing I've ever done to you!